Comment on How the Griffin Stole Christmas Episode Screencap 15x9 image  Sign In or Register to leave a comment! I've always known you were a good boy deep inside, Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. And I want a tricycle and a pony and an American Girl doll and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires... And before you go crying to your mom, that's my cell phone you're feeling. Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city when their kids sprain a finger or crush their skull on a bumper. Meanwhile, Trubel (guest star Jac… 2.7 secs. She's about language acquisition, not gender. ♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪ Woman: Hey, everyone, karaoke's starting! The clip shows the Griffins watching a television programme titled ‘How David Lynch Stole Christmas’. ♪. Family Guy - Season 15: How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. The next composition is 1-877-Kars-4-Kids. (SIGHS) All right, look, I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone. Lynch gives him “a present. Hi. I honestly thought this was gonna be fun. Now, why don't you clean up and go get the champ a Gatorade, huh? When the little boy says he does not understand, lynch talks about how that “is the whole point”. How the Griffin Stole Christmas Peter gibt sein Debüt als Weihnachtsmann und stellt sich dabei so gut an, dass er für die ganze Saison engagiert wird. The whole world is watching! He greets the boy while presenting a gift which leaves the boy horrified and traumatised, to say the least. How The Griffin Stole Christmas is an episode from season 15. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ It’s a thumb”. He says, “this will be good for when I never want to sleep again”, alluding to the horrifying elements in the film. "How the Griff Stole Christmas" is the second Christmas episode of the Disney Channel original sitcom Bunk'd, produced and aired as the eleventh episode of its second season. I'm gonna stir up some drama, make this party interesting. Right... O-okay, all right, I'm opening it. I just ran home to get the big sled out of our dining room. Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately? We could use someone like you around here. How the Griffin Stole Christmas. You wear this suit, it's like a free pass. Family Guy How the Griffin Stole Christmas part 003 The Family Guy - Official. Now, if you'll excuse me, you're standing in my strip club spaghetti. ♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪. He goes on to make a bizarre request to the boy: “In the future please leave out a plate of black coffee for me. I got a ton of these at home. ♪ Jingle bell rock ♪ Cancel Unsubscribe. 2.1 secs. It's been in my family for six generations. How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] TV-14 Animation Comedy . N/A . Notes: Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or any of these characters. Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to... Hey, Peter. Well, if you're Santa, then what did I ask for for Christmas when I was 12? This week’s new Family Guy, “How the Griffin Stole Christmas” was a relatively good episode, despite being a Christmas episode (and having Santa as an actual character). Well, you know it's a two, so why are we talking? Hey, you were right about office Christmas parties. Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks. TV announcer: We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas. I'm afraid sledding has been banned in Quahog. Because it was the year you found that Penthouse in the woods. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled. And don't worry, I'm not sticking around this sad little... Ooh! Peter: And that was the Christmas I would never forget. You probably don't recognize me 'cause I'm in corporate. All right, now we're gonna go to your home and wait for you to pass it, and then you're gonna eat it again. Keys: 15x9, episode 9, family guy, how the griffin stole christmas, screencaps, screenshot, screenshots, season 15, television Submitted Anonymously 4 years ago advertisement. More How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E09) is the ninth episode of season fifteen of "Family Guy" released on Sun Dec 11, 2016. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, How the Griffin Stole Christmas, Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. She's still wearing the felt antlers. Select from premium How The Griffin Stole Christmas of the highest quality. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below #1 How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. I once dressed as a farmer to get a date on FarmersOnly.com. You serious? I'm sorry I took advantage of your good name. All this white stuff used to be water? I-I mean, we're not, we're not landing planes here. Score: 23.048. The animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Jump to navigation Jump to search. So, who's this "Mary Christmas" everybody keeps talking about? Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. ♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪. Or else I will put you at the top of my naughty list. And I don't know where to find a replacement on such short notice. And then I might just sit in that car in the middle of the mall and cry. Peter, the dining room table is an antique. I know, it's impossible. I mean, it's not the first time I pretended to be someone else. 2.1 secs. While he started Family Guy in 1999, Seth MacFarlane started another follow-up series in 2009 named The Cleveland Show which ran for only four seasons. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Well, depending on how traffic is at the North Pole. Talk:How the Griffin Stole Christmas. The episode starts out in a really funny way, with Chris and Meg watching “How David Lynch Stole Christmas”. Previously, a subtle reference had been made to his classic Eraserhead, when peter shuffles through a bunch of VHS tapes till he comes across this film. I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline. It is the ninth episode of the season and revolves around a visit to the mall, where Peter gets roped into becoming the new Santa. Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers, and did forget. Announcer: Correction. Just stop terrorizing me and take me off the naughty list. I'm gonna keep looking around the room while you talk. I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced. Well, the guy at the mall asked me to stay on till Christmas, and I said yes, 'cause being Santa's awesome. You spread so much joy and wonder to kids everywhere, and I just used that to get stuff for myself. (GASPS) With Vanessa Williams and George Burns on the cover? Meanwhile, a notorious Brian and Stewie crash an office Christmas party which snowballs into Stewie becoming an employee. This is free because I'm dressed as Santa? Just like the fat man is a pool party creep. The title itself is a reference to Dr. Seuss ' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! No, that-that was this other girl I was dating. However, on December 11, 2016, David Lynch made an appearance as himself on the 9th season of Family Guy in an episode titled ‘How the Griffin Stole Christmas’. And truth is, you weren't the worst Santa. ♪ At FarmersOnly.com ♪. Why do you write all your twos backwards? How the Griffin Stole Christmas: After Party namelesslunitic. ♪ Our finest gifts we bring ♪ Score: 23.047. Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree. So is your son a biolog? It doesn't say "whites only," but... yeah. Merry Christmas, cash it fast. You said, "No matter what I say, I want to build multiple bears.". Oh, come on, I'm not charging Santa Claus. ♪ Jingle bell swing ♪ I thought working in a cubicle at a mid-sized printing company would be the adventure of a lifetime. "Y-Yeah. Here’s to us hoping for more such wonderfully weird cameos in the future from the king of surrealism himself! I got to get this home to my family for supper. Yeah, well, that's why they send in Channing Redwick, or Chadmayne, or whatever, I don't even remember what I said. How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. Let's see what kind of Chinese pressed-board garbage we can get to replace my grandmother's priceless mahogany table. So is your son a biolog? He urges the boy to not look away and “let the fears wash … I think you mean "Happy Holidays." Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events Like the Little Drummer Boy when he got really into Neil Peart. A-Are you the gross lady who lives in the converted horse trailer? I haven't been this excited about anything since the night Wicked premiered in Quahog. People love me. He urges the boy to not look away and “let the fears wash over you”. Family Guy Season 10 show reviews & Metacritic score: Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and freakin' sweet. 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